Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Carl Stilwell AKA CaLokie

ME & ADAM


I was born 9/10ths of a century ago in 

a Bible Belt Eden on a planet in the center 

of a starry sky revolving around it which 

God created around 6,000 years ago 

in only six days.


There were only 2 billion people 

 living on the earth then.


The Lord God was never far away.

He liked to walk in the garden during 

the cool of the evening and was 

always there when you needed him.

Those were the days.


But one day Adam messed up big time.

He then heard the footsteps of an angry 

God looking for him and heard him 

shout, “WHERE ART THOU?”


I now live on a post-Galileo planet circling a star 

spiraling the massive black hole at the center of our 

galaxy, one of over two trillion galaxies in a universe 

which began nearly 14 billion years ago.


Today over 8 billion people live on the earth.


One time me and Adam went on a twilight hike 

to the Mount Wilson Observatory. Suddenly, 

Adam screamed, “WHERE ART THOU?


God, how I miss him.






ALMAH


My first year at Bob Jones University was shortly after Emmett Till 

had been tortured to death by two white supremacists in the state 

of which Nina Simone sang as MISSISSIPPI GODDAMN!


When the mutilated, partially decomposed body of Emmett 

came to Chicago, Mamie Bradley, his mother, insisted 

on an open-casket funeral, so "all the world could see 

what they did to my son."


But Dr. Bob Jones Sr, the founder of BJU, would not look. 

The Revised Standard Version of the Bible had recently been published 

but instead of translating the Hebrew word almah in Isaiah 7:14 as virgin” 

as the King James Version had, those sacrilegious scholars said 

the messiahs mother was merely a young unmarried woman.


If that wasnt bad enough, Dr. Bob was beside himself 

when he heard about a modernist” theologian who uttered 

the blasphemy that the birth of Jesus could have been

due to his mother being impregnated by a Roman soldier. 

"Listen! Listen!" he said, cupping his right hand to his mouth.

"You cant ever get hell hot enough for apostates like this!"


Hotter than the flames for the Klan killers of Emmett Till?

Of course, if they will accept Jesus Christ as their lord 

and savior before they die, theyll still get into heaven, while 

if Emmet hadn't, he would have gone straight to hell.

I believe Dietrich Bonhoeffer called this Bible Belt view 

of salvation, cheap grace.”


Soon after this, the "World's Most Unusual University" produced 

a movie about general Stonewall Jackson, a Bible-believing 

Christian, who witnessed for Christ while fighting for the freedom 

of Southern masters to keep their slaves. 

Dr. Bob Jones Jr, founder's son and Shakespearean actor

played the role of this pious hero of plantation owners.


Anyway, in the year of our Lord, 1956, a mother mourns 

the loss of her only son while the founding father of 

a Bible Belt fundamentalist college laments the news--

Mary has lost her virginity. 




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